This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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