My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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