Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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