You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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