Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
3pm strippers are depressing
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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