I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
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If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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