The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
