I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
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I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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