Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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