elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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