Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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