i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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