I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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