Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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