"it" just moved
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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