I don't think brook has ever known best
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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