You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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