are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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