it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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