Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
We have so much sex to catch up on
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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