I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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