dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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