i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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