Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize