is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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