508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
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The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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