At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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