yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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