I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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