Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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