how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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