jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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