I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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