? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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