Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i already hear my dad disowning me
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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