she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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