I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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I need a burrito and a hug.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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