haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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