so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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