watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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