Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
