Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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