Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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