so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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