so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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