it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
The ass gains better be worth it
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