can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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