at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Randomize
