Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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