I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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