I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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